DAD, WHAT IS MOM DOING?
WELL, JESSICA, I BELIEVE SHE’S TWERKING. YES. YES, SHE’S DEFINITELY TWERKING IT.
IS IT BECAUSE SHE HAD TWO ‘PERFECT MARGARITAS’ AT APPLEBEE’S?
YEP. UNDERNEATH THAT SENSIBLE AND RESERVED EXTERIOR SHE’S A BUBBLING CAULDRON OF P-POPPING AND BOOTY CLAPS. ALL IT TAKES IS TWO DRINKS. IT’S A BIG PART OF WHY I MARRIED HER.
CAN I TWERK TOO?
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK. COME ON, LET’S GO WATCH TV. SHE’LL BE DOING THAT FOR QUITE A WHILE.
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